By no means do I consider myself a germ-freak. I do, however, do my best to not touch, well, anything at all that I find in a public restroom. I am the guy who does a stand on one foot balancing act in order to flush the toilet with my shoe. I then tuck my hand inside of my sleeve so that I don’t have to touch the stall door lock. I then typically have horrible thoughts as I touch the faucet to turn it on. But the worst has always been leaving. I look at the door knob and grimace. Especially if I find myself wearing a short sleeve shirt. But now, thanks to the $250,000 spent by Simon Sassoon and the two year he spent in development, we have the HYSO Door Knob Germ Killer. Apparently the thing cost $60 and sprays the doorknob every 15 minutes with hospital grade disinfectant.

Sounds great… but what if I’m the guy who is exiting in between sprays. I guess I’ll have to wait till it sprays again.