August 5, 2008

Emily and Haley are movie stars!

Category: Funny, Video, Movies — Dave Conklin @ 2:27 pm

So, Emily and Haley created a movie along with their friend Laura… Pretty cool!

August 21, 2007

How Embarrasing

Category: Funny, Video — Dave Conklin @ 7:58 pm

OK… I’m embarrassed. I have neglected my site, which is the absolute number one HORRIBLE thing to do when you have a web site. I have had a bunch of people mention that it hasn’t been updated.

So here goes. I now share with you the incredible idea of using your toilet as a sink to conserve water. So to all my “Tree Huggin’ Liberals”, this is for you…

Oh, and if the thought of using toilet water makes you sick… don’t be ashamed.  It does me too.  And, yes… I DO understand it’s like all the other water in the house.

January 30, 2007

I have been diagnosed with S.E.R.T.

Category: Funny, Business Life — Dave Conklin @ 10:07 pm

diagnose.jpgThis evening I received disturbing news that I may have S.E.R.T. (Selective Email Response Time) from my business partner, Rory.

The email read as follows:

It appears that you have S.E.R.T.
To correct this common problem please respond to emails in the order they were received in a timely manner and try to avoid skipping to a preferred email position due to your being uncomfortable in responding to a particular email due to lack of knowledge or not knowing if it may become confrontational. We at the Email Response Team hopes that this has been helpful in curing your apparent S.E.R.T. problem.

Have a wonderful day.


Best Regards,

Rory Wilfong
Web Xtreme Companies

I couldn’t stop laughing. Rory - thanks for the diagnosis. I am no longer in denial and am well on my way to recovery.

November 8, 2006

Ever have a day like this?

Category: Funny, Video, Business Life — Dave Conklin @ 11:50 am

July 28, 2005

Space Saving at Web Xtreme

Category: Pranks, Funny, Business Life — Dave Conklin @ 11:19 pm

So, I woke up this morning, took Emily and Haley to camp, came into work and Steve (One of my business partners) and I decided that it would make sense and be a bit humorous if we put Rory’s (My other business parter) desk on it’s side and then replaced all of his desk items in various places. We thought that maybe if we also didn’t remove anything from the draws it may even make it more histerical. So…. well… we did.

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I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. Actually, I’m snickering uncontrolobly right now. And i just realized that I spelled uncontrolobly wrong but have no idea how to spell it. I guess it’s time to investigate a spell checker for WordPress. I’ll do that now. But before I do, i guess you should know that Rory’s reaction to his desk was… hmmm… I need an adjective here… excellent. Off to find a spell checker!